Morgan

Weyland

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• Major General Morgan Weyland, United States Army Intelligence and Security Command!
• Now, I don't avoid women, Miss Kennedy, but I do deny them my essence!
• Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? Vodka, never water!
• That's nice shooting, soldier!
• Your wives are back at home having sex with Bart Simpson and Burt Reynolds!
• Water is the source of all life. As human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water - to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?

• Origin: Little Rock, Arkansas, United States of America
• Date of Birth: October 16, 19██